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Adult - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
.Adult - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
Beauty Parlour - A place where women curl up and dye
Cannibal - Someone who is fed up with people
Chickens - The only animals you eat before they die and after they are dead
Committee - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Dust - Mud with the juice squeezed out
Egoist - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
Handkerchief - Cold storage
Inflation - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Mosquito - An insect that makes you like flies better
Raisin - Grape with sunburn
Secret - Something you tell one person at a time
Skeleton - A bunch of bones with the person scrapped off
Toothache - The pain that drives you to extraction
Tomorrow - One of the greatest labour saving devices of today
Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed
And finally......................
Wrinkles - Something other people have, similar to my character lines
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