Murphys and others

Murphy's Laws are a universal set of sarcastic quotes about life, born out of collective wisdom!

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Here are some
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If anything can go wrong, it will.
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Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
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Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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You will always find something in the last place you look.
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Funny Sarcastic Sayings About Life
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What we feel and think and is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera
- Aldous Huxley
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
- Mark Twain
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
- Robin Williams
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
- Robin Williams
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Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
- Robin William
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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge
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Here are some sarcastic remarks on love and its nature.
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All the good ones are taken.
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If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
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Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
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This constant is always zero.
- Van Den Bossche Jochen
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Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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The best things in the world are free - and worth every penny of it.
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married.
Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.
- Benjamin Disraeli


Here are some sarcastic quotes which are good food for thought.
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What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want.
- Mignon McLaughlin
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People that pay for things never complain.
It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
- Will Rogers
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A half truth is a whole lie.
- Yiddish Proverb
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Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
- Cynthia Nelms
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Opportunities are like sunsets.
If you wait too long, you miss them.
- William Arthur Ward
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What are the proper proportions of a maxim?
A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.
- Mark Twain
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An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
- Robert Oppenheimer
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The more that learn to read, the less learn how to make a living.
That's one thing about a little education.
It spoils you for actual work.
The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
- Will Rogers
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By Gray Pilgrim