Two safety tips for those who travel to strange places

The first concerns how not be blown up when in Kabul, and comes courtesy of an American TV journalist.

You do not need Kevlar, or night-vision goggles, or an armoured car to evade the Taliban, he said: your secret weapon is to have a jolly good long lie-in every morning.

In Kabul, at least, suicide bombs apparently almost always go off early in the morning.

Have a leisurely breakfast and, once you venture out after 11am or so, your chances of being killed are drastically reduced.

The explanation given was that the bombers spend all night psyching themselves up, then say their prayers at dawn, and then go off to murder.

A second helping of Corn Flakes could save your life.
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The second tip is useful even for those of us who don’t travel to warzones.
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When booking a hotel, we were told, try to get a room between the second and sixth floors.
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Being on at least the second floor means you’re a little further away from whatever dangers may lurk near reception
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Opportunist robbers won’t venture deep into the hotel, and if things get nastier—car-bombs, shootouts and so on—you’re a little further away from the action.
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So far, pretty obvious.
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But why not go above the sixth floor—wouldn’t that be even safer?
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Apparently not.
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More likely than a bomb or a shootout is a plain old fire, in which case you will want to make a hasty exit.
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More storeys mean more stairs and more delay, of course.
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But the killer, literally, is this: if the stairs are blocked, you will need rescuing from your window by a ladder.
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And in many parts of the world, the sixth floor is as high as the local fire-engines can reach
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Makes sense