Just nine little words

Nine words women use when in relationship with men...

Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing : This is the calm before the storm..

This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.

Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.

That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.

Just say you're welcome.

Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'

For the woman's response refer to Nothing