Sunday, March 27, 2011

Just light sillies

Adult - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
Beauty Parlour - A place where women curl up and dye

Cannibal - Someone who is fed up with people

Chickens - The only animals you eat before they die and after they are dead

Committee - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

Dust - Mud with the juice squeezed out

Egoist - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

Handkerchief - Cold storage

Inflation - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

Mosquito - An insect that makes you like flies better

Raisin - Grape with sunburn

Secret - Something you tell one person at a time

Skeleton - A bunch of bones with the person scrapped off

Toothache - The pain that drives you to extraction

Tomorrow - One of the greatest labour saving devices of today

Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed

And finally......................

Wrinkles - Something other people have, similar to my character lines

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