Saturday, May 07, 2011

Just Redneck sillies................

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'Hillbillies.'
You must now refer to them as 'Appalachian-Americans'

And, furthermore, politically correct terminology will now be used when discussing women...

1. She is not a 'babe or a 'chick' - She is a 'breasted American'

2 She is not 'easy' - She is 'horizontally accessible'

3. She is not a 'dumb blonde' - She is a 'light haired detour off the information superhighway'

4. She has not 'been around' - She is a 'previously enjoyed companion'

5 She does not 'nag' you - She becomes 'verbally repetitive'

6. She is not a 'two-bit hooker' - She is a 'low cost provider' well as men:

1. He does not have a 'beer gut' - He has developed a 'liquid grain storage facility'

2. He is not a 'bad dancer' - He is 'overly Caucasian'

3. He does not 'get lost all the time' - He 'investigates alternative destinations'

4. He is not 'balding' - He is in 'follicle regression'

5. He does not act like a 'total ass' - He develops a case of 'rectal-cranial inversion'

6. It's not his 'crack' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'trouser cleavage'

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