Wednesday, December 14, 2011

For your amusement.......


ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. 
  
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BEAUTY  PARLOUR:  A place where women curl up and dye.
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CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
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CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
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RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
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SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
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and MY  Favourite!!
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WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 

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