Want a day off work?

So you want a day off. 
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Let's take a look at what you are asking for. 
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There are 365 days per year available for work. 
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There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. 
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Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. 
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You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
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With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. 
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You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. 
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This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. 
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We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. 
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We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!