Women thoughts

Aspire to be Barbie – the b*tch has everything. 

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 If the shoe fits – buy them in every colour. 

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Take life with a pinch of salt… and a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 

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In need of a support group? – eat some chocolate!  

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Go on the 30 day diet. I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days. 

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Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.  
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I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here. 

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Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 

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Don’t get your panties in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

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When life gives you lemons – buy some Coronas. 

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Forget about the perfect man – he’s living in San Francisco with his boyfriend. 

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Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. 

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If it has tires or testicles, it’s going to give you trouble. 

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By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.