City boy

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey for $100.
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The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
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The next day the farmer drove up and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died.
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Kenny replied, Well then just give me my money back.
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Farmer: Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
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Kenny: OK then, just unload the donkey.
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Farmer: What you gonna do with him?
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Kenny: I'm going to raffle him off.
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Farmer: You cant raffle off a dead donkey!
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Kenny: Sure I can. 
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Watch me. 
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I just wont tell anyone he's dead.
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A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, What happened with that dead donkey?
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Kenny: I raffled him off. 
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I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $898.
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Farmer: Didn't anyone complain?
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Kenny: Just the guy who won.
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So I gave him his two dollars back.