Monday, March 11, 2013

Last laugh



A man asked a girl in a university library: 

"Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
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The girl replied with a loud voice: 

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
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All the students in the library started staring at the man; he was truly embarrassed.
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After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said: 

"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. 

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
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The guy then responded with a loud voice: 

“£500 FOR ONE NIGHT? 

THAT'S TOO MUCH!”
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All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
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The man whispered in her ears: 

"I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”

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