Definitions

ADULT:

A person who has stopped

                                                                      growing

at both ends
and is now growing

in the middle. 

BEAUTY PARLOR: 

A place where women curl

up and dye. 

CHICKENS: 

The only animals you

eat before they are born and

after they are dead. 

COMMITTEE: 

A body that keeps minutes

and wastes

hours. 

DUST: 

Mud with the juice

squeezed out. 

EGOTIST: 

Someone who is usually

me-deep

in conversation. 

HANDKERCHIEF

Cold Storage. 

MOSQUITO: 

An insect that makes you

like flies

better. 

RAISIN: 

A grape with a bad sunburn. 

SECRET: 

Something you tell to one

person

at a time. 

SKELETON: 

A bunch of bones with the

person

scraped off. 

TOOTHACHE: 

The pain that drives you to

extraction. 

TOMORROW: 

One of the greatest labor

saving

devices of today. 

YAWN: 

An honest opinion openly

expressed. 

WRINKLES: 

Something other people have, 
similar to my character lines.